This strategy isn’t a joke or a Twitter meme, this strategy is for your own good. They have no regard for human life, not even their own.
When you see these people in public, please proceed with caution. White girls will have absolutely cooked, dirty white AF1s with mop strings for laces, and dirtbags in the hood will forever have all-black, dusty AF1 Lows at their disposal. Would you have the courage to roast her on the spot no matter how bad she is? It would be hard for me to hold my tongue or not show any kind of emotion. My uncle and his ilk are basically Patrick Beverley: a pair of black Air Force Lows in human form. These types are hard to trust-they’re the ones that you would want on your team because you would rather not play against them. For example, one of my uncles used to rock absolutely cooked all black AF1 Lows with a duster jacket and walked around with a metal pick he made in shop when he was in high school (in the ‘80s!) stashed in the inside pocket.
These folks have no regard for your safety or their own. You have to immediately question their motives. A person that purposely purchases them is a person that cannot be trusted. So it’s pretty funny to see this bulletproof neighborhood theory be applied across social media when it comes to photos of people wearing all black Air Force 1s, specifically the lows. This is why normal human beings don’t purchase them. Not only are they the uniform of dusty, dirtballs, they will literally get dusty. The leather starts to feel and look like plastic, too.
#Mid air thief plus#
They look like someone walked around with a closed fist inside them, plus they curl up when you take them off after a long day of shooting up, smoking rock, robbing people, and/or washing dishes. The toebox on black AF1s crumble up like paper when they’ve been worn too many times. This theory wasn’t coined by any specific person, it was just understood.ĭopeheads and crackheads in the neighborhood I grew up in almost wore them exclusively, and folks that wore them to work fucked with them because they looked better than those slip-free generic joints they would’ve been forced to buy. I just remember nobody wore them on purpose unless they either worked in a kitchen, did robberies for a living, or were dopeheads. I don’t remember when it was decided that the all black Air Force 1 was the signature shoe of the degenerate.
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